The Partridge Family Temple practices Un-Yoga which is just a new-and-improved name for Kundalini Yoga. And nothing says Serpent Power like Britney Spears. So next time you hit the yoga mat or be up in the club, get high on America’s #1 Bubblegum Princess or Shakti and meditate upon this spiritually-charged Britney Spears of Destiny image!
Watch me move when I lose, when I lose it hard
Get you off with the touch, dancin’ in the dark
You notice what I’m wearin’, I’m noticin’ you starin’
You know that I can take it to the next level, baby
Hotter than the A-list, next one on my hit list
Baby, let me blow your mind tonight
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UN-FACT: Britney Spears dated Justin Timberlake who sang a hit song, “Cry Me a River”. The river he’s talking about is the ancient Saraswati River.
UN-FACT: When you practice Un-Yoga, remember that Britney’s last name is another way of saying “danda staff”.
Pft! Yantra by Whale Song Partridge
Blow By Blow by The Partridge in the Pear Tree
