THE ORDER OF THE GOLDIE HAWN

THE ORDER OF THE GOLDIE HAWN.

Do you believe that butterflies are free?
Are you blind living in a lead apartment without heat or running water?
Is a Brown Goblin your landlord?
Do you think The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes is better than almost every movie ever made?
Do you want to know the meaning to life?
Do you want to crack the God Code?
Would you like to go on a spiritual picnic that never ends?
Then…
Maybe you would like to join the Order of the Goldie Hawn.
A new Pft! path to UN-ENLIGHTENMENT

The Order of the Goldie Hawn’s teachings are:
–How to read a TV Guide correctly
–What bus stop is best for you (and the origins of bus stops)
–Chocolate Bar There You Are: Solitary Confinement exercises
–Anne Frank Yoga Studio, classes now accepting Brown Goblins not to attend
–Carrot Cultivation: Laurie Partridge & Carrot Pudding Symbolism
–How to Light Everything on Fire & Not Get Caught: The Teachings of Danny Partridge
–UN-YOGA- David Cassidy says, “My yoke is crisp and clean with no caffeine.”
–How to Change a School Bus Tire
–Television & Mountain Climbing Challenge & Skills

Would you like to know why Butterflies are Free?
The Order of the Goldie Hawn now accepting militant TV viewers.

Artwork by: Whale Song Partridge
Newsletter by: The Umbrella Man