“Hey, man. Look at this Big Brother and the Holding Company poster. That would look really boss under a black light.”
Sally turns and smiles, “Yeah. Or what about that poster of that purple and blue cat…oh, wait a second…oh, wait! Hey, check out this poster of a man eating a hamburger.”
Donny turns around and says, “Wow! What’s it say?”
Sally squints and reads out loud, “Remember, the burger is not cooked until both sides are done.”
Donny nods his head and says, “Man, that’s really heavy. Who said that?”
A man with thick, black hair and a beard wearing all denim turns around and says, “Hey, man. That’s Sri Kroc. Have you cats read “The Secret of the Golden Arches”? It’s fantastic, man. Really, really fantastic. You should buy that poster and I think they’ve got the book here, too. Really good stuff.”
Later Sally and Donny stare at the poster hanging on the wall. The pink candle slowly melting throws beautiful shadows. In the corner Chocolate George starts crying. He wipes the snot from his nose and says, “Man, I really love the thousand sun franchise of God.”
Pft! poster by Pika Partridge
Slang by Shaunald McDonald
