God is a Dark Ride: Are you tall enough to ride?

Tracy Partridge waited in line for many years. She wasn’t bored because she had become best friends with her Dole Whip pineapple treat. Finally she got to the front of the line. The Imagineers asked her if she was tall enough to ride enlightenment. Tracy smiled, took out her tambourine, shook it against her leg and said, “The Magic Kingdom of God is within you.”

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Monkey See, Monkey Do: by Shaun Partridge